Submitted by Irene's Team:
Irene (IreneLF), Sofia (EdieBlue), Sue and Anthony (Szurich and son)My Dream Man, By Pat
(EastEnders Female Character)
My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very unreasonable and desperate.
(adjective, adjective)He should have a physique like Grant, a profile like David, and the intelligence of Roly.
(EE Male Character, EE Male Character, Animal)He must be polite and always remember to drink my pub, to tip his gaoler, and to take my kidneys when crossing the street.
(verb, noun, noun, plural noun)He should move quickly, should have a drunken voice, and should always dress rapidly.
(adverb, adjective, adverb)I would also like him to be a sober dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper promiscuous nothings in my ear and hold my long earrings.
(adjective, adjective, body part, adjective)I know an often married man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Frank.
(adjective, noun, EE Male Character)*Although only an "animal" is asked for, the teams participating in this Mad Lib submitted the names of EastEnders dogs.