The winner!!
There was an East Ender named Dot
Who was involved in a bizarre plot
She thought it was tea
It made her feel free
But sadly the cops thought not
A couple more contributions
There was an East Ender named Dot
Whose son was a really bad lot
She smokes like a chimney
And prays for her family
And makes Jim go all cold and hot
There was an East Ender named Dot
She's super, she'll ne'er be forgot
But 'er low, low life son
Nick Cotton's a real bad'un
Good riddance, 'e's 'ad 'is lot
She thought it was tea
It made her feel free
But sadly the cops thought not
A couple more contributions
Whose son was a really bad lot
She smokes like a chimney
And prays for her family
And makes Jim go all cold and hot
There was an East Ender named Dot
She's super, she'll ne'er be forgot
But 'er low, low life son
Nick Cotton's a real bad'un
Good riddance, 'e's 'ad 'is lot